Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Some Projects For Mr. Clean



Well, this post will probably get me in hot water. But then I am usually in hot water anyway, so what more is there to fear? Perhaps a scalding. I will be brave and go ahead. "L" has encouraged me, my co-workers have encouraged me, and the ADL lecture has inspired me.

Below are some pictures of some of the messes that belong entirely to Himself, the Guru of ADLs, the Atlas of the Vacuum Cleaner World, and the Chief Kitchen Inspector. All of you who are willing to protect me from a long and dreary sentance, please consider being a character witness for me and testify in my defense by leaving a comment. Those of you who want to serve on the jury, please leave your vote.

Ok. Here we go...

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11 comments:

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Your office looks like mine...it's complete chaos!

But my office is full of not only my stuff, but The Peanut King and my Peanut mom too...almost floor to ceiling boxes. I have a path just wide enough to get to my computer and that's about it!

I keep threatening to clean it up but I swear, it'll take AT LEAST a week to do it!

Good luck! :)

Cliff Morrow said...

Some thoughts,
1. Your clutter looks similar to ours.
2. Your husband obviously needs one more stall added to the garage.
(I have the advantage of a 50 X 100 and a 124 X 56 sheds)
3. You must be drop dead good looking and your husband knows what he's got or you wouldn't have the nerve to challenge him on the 'net'.
4. It looks like stuff to you but he is obviously an organized, gifted, very busy man. (this is where my wife would say, "oh puke")

Happy and Blue said...

I take back what I said about your closet. Good lord. The man needs a barn for all his stuff.
I feel like such a clean freak now..

Rhodent said...

I just want to make sure that you understand that the office is NOT mine!

Rhodent said...

Cliff--
I don't know about the good looking part, but the ADL neglect lecture was kind of throwing down the gauntlet. He is quite arrogant about the fact that he is so neat. Besides, I am also highlighting some of my own problem areas... I don't pretend to be an immaculate housekeeper. We'll see how much trouble I get into when he gets back home.

L said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Pigs said...

Hilarious! But I suddenly feel like cleaning...

Larry Jones said...

This problem will take more than a vacuum cleaner to fix. Somebody will need counseling, before and after the cleanup.

dbdoberman said...

Sweetheart, you are acquitted, but he himself is guilty as hell, and shall hang by the nads until he admits that he is the real piggy of the house.

Anonymous said...

Your photos are inspiring. I collected my old magazines and brought some to work. I had been bringing them to my Mom and to friends, but not fast enough, apparently. Good luck with the cleaning battle!
blue2go

Adrienne said...

I had a good time looking at the pics and having a good laugh.

You are NOT GUILTY!

Now I have to go clean my house.