50 Of The Things That Irritate Me
His list was great reading! Like me he is evidently a laid back kind of person, but also, on occasion, PO'd about something in his life. People sometimes ask me if I ever get angry. Yes! Absolutely! So here is a list of some of the things that irritate, aggravate, frustrate, and anger me.
- Arrogant people
- Blog posts that disappear
- Being in the middle of filing papers at work and dropping the stack that I've just sorted and put in order
- Discovering that we've run out of toilet paper just after the store has closed
- Getting to work and finding out that I've left my set of office keys at home
- Locking my keys in my office when the Parish Manager is gone and has the only other set of keys that unlocks my door
- The bug man showing up late and making me later for work
- Having my lunch disappear from the refrigerator at work... or partially eaten by someone
- People who do not turn their payroll time sheets in on time
- Staff who pace back and forth in front of my office to see if I've finished payroll yet
- Being at home alone on a Friday or Saturday night with nothing good on the regular TV stations and the cable movie channels not working
- Copiers that break down on Fridays when I have things to copy before the weekend
- Telemarketers calling at mealtime or on the weekend
- Telemarketers
- People who leave their children and/or pets in a hot car in Florida in the summer for any length of time!
- Cats that sit on your face early in the morning while waiting for you to get up to feed them
- Power outages in the middle of trying to watch something on TV, dry clothes in the dryer, bake something in the oven, or dry my hair
- Power outages that happen on a daily basis during the summer and constantly reset all of the digital clocks in the house
- Bottom sheets that pop off the mattress in the middle of the night
- Someone flushing a toilet or running a hose while I'm taking a shower
- Getting home to find that someone has taken the last Coke in the refrigerator that I have been thinking about all the way home
- Drivers that tailgate
- Smokers who stand in front of an entryway to a building so that anyone going in or out is forced to breathe their smoke
- People who will not try anything new because they tried it 20 years ago and it didn't work then
- Child pornographers, sex offenders, etc.
- People who finish a sentence for me...especially when it is not what I was going to say
- People who are "Holier Than Thou"
- People who cannot tolerate anyone having an opinion different from their own without considering the other person stupid
- Corrupt politicians (which is most of them)
- People who are greedy
- People who will not give to charity and complain about how hard their life is and that they might have to sell their second house, or sell their third car, or miss their annual trip to Europe, or etc.
- Sitting in a chair full of white cat or dog fur when I have black pants on to go out
- Not being able to find one of the eight pairs of scissors we have in our house when I need to cut something or the scotch tape when I need it
- Newspapers all over the table and floor
- Cockroaches parading into the house through the sliding glasss doors when it rains hard in the summer
- Smelly cat litter boxes
- Windows I can't open
- Bad apples
- Coconut on cake, or on or in cookies, or in the chocolate candy I have just popped into my mouth from the box of assorted chocolates
- People who still smell like garlic in the morning from eating it the day before
- People who lecture me about what I should be doing when they need to take care of their own business
- People who complain too much
- People who monopolize conversations
- Having to prepare for three or four hurricanes in one month
- Waking up at 4:00 in the morning and not being able to go back to sleep on a Saturday morning
- People who knowingly abuse the environment
- Standing in line in the grocery store behind someone who spends ten minutes or more producing coupon after coupon, half of which are expired
- People who lack compassion for the unfortunate
- People who treat children as their posessions
- Not being able to figure something out
Hmm. I seem to be a very irritated, aggravated, frustrated, angry person. I guess I need to lighten up a bit...especially since I could have gone on and on! ;o)
8 comments:
Glad you got that off your chest! I agree with most of those things, even though I'm an arrogant person who complains a lot and monopolizes conversations. ;)
great list, Rhondent, and I saw many of my aggravations listed here.
Try this for the lunch thief. Take for yourself a brown bag lunch needing no refrigeration, take something for the thief laced with exlax, lol
Rhodent
Great post - excellent list. I could relate to all of them except the hurricane one. So I replaced it by adding to the coupon one - people who stand there looking for those store membership cards. They always do it at the last minute.
Ralph
Rhodent. I read your list and now I'm mad.
Superb idea of frustrated writer! It's a good one suggested for clearing the mind/airing it out. I may borrow the idea sometime and credit it back to both of you.
Good list!
And I think DB has a wonderful (but wicked!) idea about that lunch stealer!!! :)
could I just ditto your list? You've hit the nail on the head.
Definitely agree with your inclusion of tailgaters and smokers who linger anywhere near other people.
I would add:
-people who walk really slowly in front of me, taking up the whole footpath
-people in a crowd who see a big gap over the top of my head, assume there's a space where my body actually is, and then walk into me
-losing any document which I've been working on for ages and didn't save in time
-waiting for tradesmen/delivery men who say they'll turn up at a particular time and don't
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