Google Your Needs

I discovered this fun idea while searching through some blogs. Unfortunately, I cannot remember which blog it was and could not find it again to give the person their due credit for this idea. Basically all you need to do is Google your first name followed by the word needs. I found the result quite amusing. Below are the results of the search...

1. Peggy needs... a vacation.
2. Peggy needs... some good luv'n.
3. Peggy needs... help selecting some fish.
4. Peggy needs... no introduction.
5. Peggy needs... it bad.
6. Peggy needs... your financial support.
7. Peggy needs... as many walkers as she can get.
8. Peggy needs... to stop the killer before the death toll rises.
9. Peggy needs... research funds.
10. Peggy needs... to work on her speaking.
11. Peggy needs... to put down the crack pipe.
12. Peggy needs... an editor or more coffee.
13. Peggy needs... a little rest.
14. Peggy needs... to know.
15. The last thing Peggy needs... is a fella after what she has been through.

About 7 or 8 of these were fairly accurate, but the rest...

Here are some results that should have been on the list!

1. Peggy needs... a maid.
   
2. Peggy needs... to lose some weight.
3. Peggy needs... to find a new place to live.
4. Peggy needs... to get out more.
5. Peggy needs... a steaming hot cup of Jamaican Coffee.
6. Peggy needs... a maid.
7. Peggy needs... a new computer.
8. Peggy needs... to save more for retirement.
9. Peggy needs... more self-discipline.
10. Peggy needs... a better vacuum cleaner.
11. Peggy needs... to lose some weight.
12. Peggy needs... a maid.
13. Peggy needs... to finish her filing at work.
14. Peggy needs... a raise.
15. Oh yes, I meant to mention that Peggy needs... a maid.

Okay. So in all honesty, some of these are more wants than needs. No harm in dreaming, is there?