A Meme Done My Way

You can copy this, or not. I got it from another blog, but I can't remember which one. It has made the rounds, I think, but I felt like posting it today.

Eight things I plan on doing before I die:

1. Drive a hydrogen cell car
2. Cruise the Alaskan Inner Passage
3. Visit Ireland
4. Visit Yellowstone National Park
5. Experience at least one grandchild
   
6. Have a pet dumbo rat
   
7. Finish cleaning my house
8. Own a TV that I can hang on the wall like a picture
   

Eight things I can do:

1. Love my family
2. Read
3. Write limericks
4. Touch my nose with my tongue
5. Keep a budget
6. Make decisions
7. Cook extravagantly
8. Shop for Christmas gifts year 'round
   

Eight things I can't do:

1. Speak a foreign language
2. Stand on my head
3. Eat Uni
4. Hurt an animal or child
5. Live in Florida in the summer without air conditioning
6. Exercise consistently early in the morning
7. Abandon my family
8. Think of another thing that I want to add to this list
   

Eight things that attract me to the opposite sex:

1. A good sense of humor
2. Intelligence
3. A sense of humility
4. A great smile and wonderful eyes
   
5. Generosity
6. Honesty and Integrity
   
7. Great hugs
8. Romantic gestures
   

Nine things I say the most:

1. Rats
2. Absolutely
3. Wonderful
4. Hey
5. What do you need?
6. Give me a minute and I'll find it
7. Shoot
   
8. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood (usually sung or hummed)
9. Everything's fine... we're all fine here (ala Han Solo)
   

Seven celebrity crushes:

1. Colin Firth
2. Harrison Ford
3. Johny Depp
4. Robin Williams
5. George Clooney
6. Keith Oberman
   
7. Did I mention Colin Firth?