One Dilemma Solved, But Uh Oh...
When things were winding down after Thanksgiving and son Jason and I returned to Clearwater, we initially put our suitcases near the front door. Since Jason was returning to Hartford very early Monday morning packing was done quickly. However, when I returned from taking Jason to the airport, I discovered a pair of his jeans (brown cords) on the floor. He had evidently forgotten them. Or so I thought...
I have been searching like a mad demon for my best pair of jeans. I knew they needed to be laundered after Thanksgiving weekend, and I have been putting together things for a dark load of laundry. My jeans have been no where to be found. I thought perhaps Jason had packed them by mistake. But my jeans are blue denim, and his jeans are brown cords. His pant legs are a gazillion miles long. How could he possibly have gotten them confused? And then it hit me like a ton of bricks... Was this his way of breaking the news to me gently?
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I have been searching like a mad demon for my best pair of jeans. I knew they needed to be laundered after Thanksgiving weekend, and I have been putting together things for a dark load of laundry. My jeans have been no where to be found. I thought perhaps Jason had packed them by mistake. But my jeans are blue denim, and his jeans are brown cords. His pant legs are a gazillion miles long. How could he possibly have gotten them confused? And then it hit me like a ton of bricks... Was this his way of breaking the news to me gently?
Could son Jason possibly be starting a life of cross-dressing?
What about his beautiful girlfriend?
Should I tell her? What will she think?
Should I tell her? What will she think?
Perhaps he has developed a jealously of her wardrobe
from her pageant days?
from her pageant days?
What's a mother to do?
He always seemed like a normal guy.
What will his answer be when asked this question...
What will his answer be when asked this question...
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5 comments:
Nah, not a cross dresser!! He's so cute!!!
Maybe he hated those pants on you and took them so you couldn't wear them anymore?
Rachel has a a good reason but I think the truth is YOU lost those pants. Now your trying to blame your son.
Ralph
Maybe he is..He is smiling in that pirate hat. A little too happy if you ask me, ha,ha..
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
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